This is Caleb's description of what happened last night:
"K so check this, this black guy was like "Homie I'm gonna shoot you up", and then..... Okay no. I had my mom drop me off at the park to throw football with my friend, and there was barely any light, but by the time my mom was coming to get me it was pitch black. And I stole my friend's phone just messing with him, and he started running after me, and I took off. And if you guys know me, and my ridiculous speed, the last I remember sprinting off looking back at him laughing, and ended up on the ground, hearing this huge ringing sound. I had run into a goalpost, and my friend was far away, and heard the ringing noise of when I hit the post. And I got up and felt like my head was about to explode, and couldn't feel my nose. And if any of you laugh, while reading this, shame, shame on you for laughing at the special kid. I hope you feel good about yourself!"
Just after
2 Days Later
What makes this story even more "special" is that this is a HUGE park, about the size of 4 football fields. And Caleb managed to find something to run into!
I wonder if this will have an impact on his super sniffing super power! For those of you who know him, you know what I'm talking about!
p.s. Tell him he needs a haircut!
3 comments:
All I can say is OW!!! That looks like it really hurts. Hope it heals quickly.
I was laughing while reading! I would have liked to hear how the story with the black man panned out, haha.
Hopefully those bionic smelling senses of his have diminished and I won't get grief from him in my car or house the next time he is here, what a funny guy. I hope he was not hurt too bad.
Ha! Ha! Shame on me because I was laughing hysterically! It probably wouldn't be a bad thing to have super sonic smelling powers revoked! Good luck! ... Caleb you need a haircut!
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